I’d creep into my parents’ bedroom and listen to them breathe.
Sleep Study (audio excerpts)
Maybe I’d make a good astronaut.
Do Not Sweat the Small Stuff
Santa is Creepy (Soundcloud link)
Your parents are Santa Claus.
Toes are always the heroes of your stories.
(Philadelphia City Paper Fiction Contest Runner- up, 2012)
Fuck you, Jennifer Garner, full name intended.
Little Pummer Girl (Soundcloud link)
The youngest child’s mantra can be summed up pretty simply: don’t get played.
“Oh, Theresa, where would you keep the implement to open the wine? The cork screw, Theresa!”
Philly Car Share Life (Soundcloud link)
When Ed invited me to share cars with him, he was really inviting me to share cars with the entire city.